A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl
leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs
her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside
to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming
parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage
and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go
of the girl. The biker brings her to her terrified parents,
who thank him endlessly.
A reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing
the biker, says – “Sir, this was the most gallant and brave
thing I saw a man do in my whole life.”
“It was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just
saw this little kid in danger, and SOMEBODY had to save her.”
“Well, I’ll make sure this won’t go unnoticed. I’m a journalist,
you know”, the reporter said, “and tomorrow’s papers will
have this on the first page. What motorcycle do you drive?”
“A Harley Davidson.”
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it
indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on first page:
BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT
AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.
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