Espanola Joke Blog

The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story
of Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She
explained how Elijah built the altar, put wood upon it, cut the
steer in pieces, and laid it upon the altar. And then, Elijah
commanded the people of God to fill four barrels of water and
pour it over the altar. He had them do this four times.

“Now,” said the teacher, “can anyone in the class tell me why
the Lord would have Elijah pour water over the steer on the
altar?”

A little girl in the back of the room started waving her hand,
“I know, I know,” she said, “to make the gravy!”