Espanola Joke Blog

A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of
the Good Samaritan, in which a man was beaten, robbed and
left for dead.  She described the situation in vivid detail so her
students would catch the drama. Then, she asked the class,

“If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all wounded and
bleeding, what would you do?”

A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence,

“I think I’d throw up.”