Espanola Joke Blog

WHITES: send out invitations.
MEXICANS: send out maps.

WHITES: receive their invitations 3 months in advance.
MEXICANS: find out about the wedding 1 week before.

WHITES: have seven BridesMaids..
MEXICANS: have seventy Padrinos.

WHITES: RSVP their invitation.
MEXICANS: show up with three car loads.

WHITES: go to the wedding AND the reception.
MEXICANS: just go to the reception.

WHITES: have elegant food.
MEXICANS: have arroz, frijoles and MOLE’.

WHITES: order the cake from a bakery.
MEXICANS: have their cake done by la señora down the street.

WHITES: eat the food and cake.
MEXICANS: eat the food and cake………. AND take some home para mañana.

WHITES: at the reception, they drink wine
MEXICANS: at the reception, they drink Coors,
Budweiser. Bud Light , Bud Ice , Corona ,
Tecate, Pacifico, Casadores, Patron,
Presidente, Jose Cuervo , Gusano’s, Reposado, etc……..

WHITES: relatives get drunk and pass out.
MEXICANS: get drunk, shed a few tears and start
singing to Vicente Fernandez songs, fight………….then pass out.

WHITES: enjoy the music from their chairs………….
MEXICANS: dance at the party to Norteñas,
Rancheras, Reggaeton, Rap, Old School, Oldies, House, etc……………

WHITES: party ends at midnight.
MEXICANS: party ends when the COPS show up. lol

WHITES: wake up the next morning NOT WANTING another beer.
MEXICANS: wake up the next morning WANTING
another beer with a big bowl of
menudo……shoot..we don’t even go to sleep till the next 2 mornings!!!!

Now, you know you were laughing – cuz you’ve
done at least 6 of these. I sure have!!!
Send this to all of those who have a sense of
humor and are Proud to be MEXICAN!!! And to the
Gringos that love you for being a MEXICAN!