Espanola Joke Blog

A man walks past a beggar on the corner of the street where he works. The beggar holds out one hand and the man drops a coin into it. The next day the man walks past the beggar again and notices that this time he’s holding hold out both hands.” Why are u holding out [...]

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- I’m the life of the party… even when it lasts ’till 8pm. – I’m very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer. – I’m usually interested in going home before I get to where I’m going. – I’m good on a trip for at least an hour without my aspirin, antacid… – I’m [...]

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There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by, And life doesn’t begin at 40. That’s a big fat lie. My hair’s getting thinner, my body is not; The few teeth I have are beginning to rot. I smell of Vick’s-Vapo-Rub, not Chanel # 5; My new pacemaker’s all that keeps me [...]

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