Espanola Joke Blog

The Espanola Joke Spot

Espanola Joke Blog header image 4

Entries from October 2008

Qantas Maintenance Reports

October 30th, 2008 · No Comments

After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a “gripe sheet”, which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of […]

[

Tags: Uncategorized

Why did the chicken cross the road?

October 29th, 2008 · No Comments

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change! JOHN MC CAIN: My friends that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialog with all the chickens on the other side of the road. HILLARY CLINTON: When I was […]

[

Tags: Misc.

Angry Wife

October 29th, 2008 · No Comments

A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire week’s wages. When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours […]

[

Tags: Battle of the Sexes

The Pig with the Wooden Leg

October 21st, 2008 · No Comments

A journalist became lost on the back roads and stopped at a farm to get directions.  As he was talking to the farmer he noticed a pig with a wooden leg.  “How did the pig get a wooden leg?” he asked the farmer. “Well”, said the farmer, “that’s a very special pig.  One night not […]

[

Tags: Animals