Espanola Joke Blog

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set 2. A day without sunshine is, like, night 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. 5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 6. 99 percent of lawyers give the [...]

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1)  Suppose you were an idiot.  And suppose you were a member of Congress.  But I repeat myself. — Mark Twain 2)  I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself  into prosperity is  like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. — Winston Churchill [...]

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Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, the pretty girl said, “I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?” “Only one kiss per yard,” replied the male clerk with a smirk. “That’s fine,” said the girl. “I’ll take ten yards.” With expectation and anticipation written all [...]

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A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a party and his host, Banta, naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease. “Would you mind telling me, Doctor,” Banta asked “how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?” “Nothing is easier,” he replied. “You ask him a simple [...]

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When you’re from the country you look at things a little different. A Texas rancher got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring ranch and knocked at the door. A young boy opened the door. “Is yer dad home?” the rancher asked. “No sir, he ain’t,” the boy replied. “He went into town.” “Well,” [...]

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A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and hours are lost. If you tell your boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you [...]

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator in a calm, soothing voice [...]

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