A Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot’s wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Johnny interrupted, “My Mommy looked back once, while she was DRIVING,” he announced triumphantly, “and she turned into a telephone pole!”
Entries from July 2008
LOT’S WIFE
July 3rd, 2008 · No Comments
STORY OF ELIJAH
July 3rd, 2008 · No Comments
The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She explained how Elijah built the altar, put wood upon it, cut the steer in pieces, and laid it upon the altar. And then, Elijah commanded the people of God to fill four barrels of water [...]
Kid’s Bible Lessons
July 3rd, 2008 · No Comments
A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan, in which a man was beaten, robbed and left for dead. She described the situation in vivid detail so her students would catch the drama. Then, she asked the class, “If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all wounded [...]
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