Espanola Joke Blog

WHITES: send out invitations. MEXICANS: send out maps. WHITES: receive their invitations 3 months in advance. MEXICANS: find out about the wedding 1 week before. WHITES: have seven BridesMaids.. MEXICANS: have seventy Padrinos. WHITES: RSVP their invitation. MEXICANS: show up with three car loads. WHITES: go to the wedding AND the reception. MEXICANS: just go [...]

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(1) A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that [...]

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A young boy had just gotten his driver’s permit and inquired of his father, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he’d make a deal with his so. ‘You bring your grades up from a C to a B  average, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut and [...]

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Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English saddle. Judi asked what the difference was. “Well, one has a horn and the other doesn’t.” “Just get the one without the horn. I don’t think we’ll run into too much traffic out here.”

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Many many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her, and soon the two were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law And changed my very [...]

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A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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An old East Texas farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot. One day, when he was out plowing, [...]

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