Espanola Joke Blog

TEAPOT NURSERY RHYME I’m a size challenged teapot, small in stature and generous of girth Here is my non-judgmental holding device and here is my non-pressurized, safety device enabled, fluid releasing orifice. When I feel temperature augmented and in need of external expression then I exclaim in an elevated decibel, yet non-threatening verbal tone, Adjust [...]

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They Walk Among Us and Many Work  Retail I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64  charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave  the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY  favor.  She became [...]

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Dirt: Layers of dirty film on windows and screens provide a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun. Call it an SPF factor of 15 and leave it alone.

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“Food Shopping By Women 1. Park the car 2. Get a cart 3. Fill the cart with useful things in a record time. 4. Put the shopping in a rational way (All the fridge stuff together, groceries in a separate bag, etc) 5. Pay 6. Go back home. 7. Empty the bags, put all groceries in [...]

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The Children were asked questions about the Old and  New Testaments.  The following statements about the Bible  were written by the children.  They have not been corrected  thus ( the incorrect spelling is their own ).  I hope you enjoy!  The children wrote: 1.  In the first book of the bible, Guinessis, God got tired [...]

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She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes,  crates and suitcases.   On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on [...]

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A little girl asked her mother, ‘How did the human race appear?’ The mother answered, ‘God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.’ Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, ‘Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race [...]

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At times nature can be cruel, but there is also a raw beauty, and even a certain justice manifested within that cruelty. The alligator, one of the oldest and ultimate predators, normally considered the ‘apex predator’, can still fall victim to implemented ‘team work’ strategy, made possible due to the tight knit social structure and [...]

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