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Entries from April 2008

Political Correctness Gone Awry

April 29th, 2008 · No Comments

TEAPOT NURSERY RHYME I’m a size challenged teapot, small in stature and generous of girth Here is my non-judgmental holding device and here is my non-pressurized, safety device enabled, fluid releasing orifice. When I feel temperature augmented and in need of external expression then I exclaim in an elevated decibel, yet non-threatening verbal tone, Adjust […]

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Tags: Misc.

They Walk Among Us!

April 25th, 2008 · No Comments

They Walk Among Us and Many Work  Retail I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64  charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave  the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY  favor.  She became […]

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Tags: Misc.

Household Cleaning Tip

April 23rd, 2008 · No Comments

Dirt: Layers of dirty film on windows and screens provide a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun. Call it an SPF factor of 15 and leave it alone.

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Tags: Misc.

Woman vs. Man Shopping

April 23rd, 2008 · No Comments

“Food Shopping By Women 1. Park the car 2. Get a cart 3. Fill the cart with useful things in a record time. 4. Put the shopping in a rational way (All the fridge stuff together, groceries in a separate bag, etc) 5. Pay 6. Go back home. 7. Empty the bags, put all groceries in […]

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Tags: Battle of the Sexes

Kid Love

April 21st, 2008 · No Comments

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Tags: Kids · Pictures

College Material

April 21st, 2008 · No Comments

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Tags: Kids

Out of the mouths of babes…………

April 20th, 2008 · No Comments

The Children were asked questions about the Old and  New Testaments.  The following statements about the Bible  were written by the children.  They have not been corrected  thus ( the incorrect spelling is their own ).  I hope you enjoy!  The children wrote: 1.  In the first book of the bible, Guinessis, God got tired […]

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Tags: Kids · Religion

Curtain Rods

April 17th, 2008 · No Comments

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes,  crates and suitcases.   On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on […]

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Tags: Battle of the Sexes · Marriage

Where We Come From

April 14th, 2008 · No Comments

A little girl asked her mother, ‘How did the human race appear?’ The mother answered, ‘God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.’ Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, ‘Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race […]

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Tags: Kids

Dog Pack Attacks Gator In Florida

April 14th, 2008 · No Comments

At times nature can be cruel, but there is also a raw beauty, and even a certain justice manifested within that cruelty. The alligator, one of the oldest and ultimate predators, normally considered the ‘apex predator’, can still fall victim to implemented ‘team work’ strategy, made possible due to the tight knit social structure and […]

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Tags: Animals