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Entries from March 2008

Too Much Talking

March 28th, 2008 · No Comments

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. – George Bernard Shaw

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Tags: Quotes

A Witty Young Trial Lawyer

March 28th, 2008 · No Comments

A young trial lawyer was defending a man accused of burglary, known for being witty (and the judge knows this) tried yet another one of his creative defenses. The judge, while not known for having a sense of humor, decided to here the young lawyer out. “While my client admits he did, in fact, reach […]

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Tags: Legal Matters

White Hair

March 28th, 2008 · No Comments

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” Her […]

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Tags: Kids

Diets

March 28th, 2008 · No Comments

Diets are for women who not only kept their girlish figure but doubled it. A diet is when you have to go to some length to change your width.

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Tags: Misc.

The Most Common Lies In The World

March 28th, 2008 · No Comments

It’s a good thing you came in today. It’s the last one we have. I promise to pay you back on my next paycheck. You made it yourself? I would have never guessed. Your hair looks just fine. It’s delicious but I can’t eat another bit. Go ahead and tell me, I won’t tell another […]

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Tags: Quotes

Birth Order

March 26th, 2008 · No Comments

Maternity Clothes: 1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy. 2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible. 3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes. ______________________________ _______________________ Preparing for the Birth: 1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously. 2nd baby: You don’t […]

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Tags: Age · Kids · Women

Favorite Hymns

March 26th, 2008 · No Comments

A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said, “Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind.” The pastor shouted out “CROSS.” […]

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Tags: Religion

You Know You’re Too Stressed If…

March 23rd, 2008 · No Comments

Relatives that have been dead for years come visit you and suggest that you should get some rest.You can achieve a “Runners High” by sitting up. You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before. The Sun is too loud. Trees begin chasing you. You can see […]

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Tags: Quotes

Pirate in a Bar

March 23rd, 2008 · No Comments

A young sailor was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he looks over and sees a pirate. The pirate has a wooden peg-leg, a hook for a hand, and patch over his eye. Unable to resist, the sailor asks “How’d you end up with a peg-leg?” “I was swept overboard during a […]

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Tags: Misc. · Stupid Stories

Bush Endorses McCain

March 20th, 2008 · No Comments

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Tags: Politics · Videos