Entries from February 2008
When Easter Eggs Hatch
February 28th, 2008 · No Comments
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New Doctor
February 28th, 2008 · No Comments
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing “fairly well” for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him, “Do you think I’ll live to be 90?” He asked, “Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?” [...]
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Church Cat
February 27th, 2008 · No Comments
Johnny’s mother looked out the window and noticed him “playing church” with their cat. He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it. She smiled and went about her work. A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back to the open window to see Johnny [...]
Remembering Dad
February 27th, 2008 · No Comments
When I was:Four years old: My daddy can do anything. Five years old: My daddy knows a whole lot. Six years old: My dad is smarter than your dad. Eight years old: My dad doesn’t know exactly everything. Ten years old: In the olden days, when my dad grew up, things were sure different. Twelve [...]
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Fail
February 26th, 2008 · No Comments
photo credit: FotoBart
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The Difference Between Women & Men
February 26th, 2008 · No Comments
photo credit: Simon Davison
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Funny Face
February 26th, 2008 · No Comments
photo credit: Ginger Me photo credit: Ginger Me
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Hillary
February 26th, 2008 · No Comments
photo credit: mental art
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Smile
February 26th, 2008 · No Comments
photo credit: Mr.Tea
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Top 45 Oxymorons
February 22nd, 2008 · No Comments
45. Act naturally 44. Found missing 43. Resident alien 42. Advanced BASIC 41. Genuine imitation 40. Airline Food 39. Good grief 38. Same difference 37. Almost exactly 36. Government organization 35. Sanitary landfill 34. Alone together 33. Legally drunk 32. Silent scream 31. Living dead 30. Small crowd 29. Business ethics 28. Soft rock 27. [...]
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