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No Direction Home

December 15th, 2008 · No Comments

A young blonde lady came home from her trip into the big city to see the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree… Her mother noticed she was looking a little ill and asked, “Honey, are you feeling all right?” “Not really,” the blonde replied. “I’m nauseous from sitting backward on the train.” “Poor dear,” Mom said. “Why […]

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Tags: Holidays · Women

Why God Made Moms

May 10th, 2008 · No Comments

Why God Made Moms ( The following answers were given by elementary school children to the following questions ) Question—-“Why did God make mothers?”” The answers: 1. She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting […]

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My Mother Taught Me About…

May 6th, 2008 · No Comments

1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION… “Just wait until your father gets home.” 2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING…. “You are going to get it when we get home!” 3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE… “What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don’t talk back to […]

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Mother’s Dictionary of Meanings

May 6th, 2008 · No Comments

Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots. Full Name: What you call your child when you’re mad at him. Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they’re sure you’re not raising them right. Hearsay: […]

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Birth Order

March 26th, 2008 · No Comments

Maternity Clothes: 1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy. 2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible. 3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes. ______________________________ _______________________ Preparing for the Birth: 1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously. 2nd baby: You don’t […]

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Tags: Age · Kids · Women

It Could Happen…..

March 20th, 2008 · No Comments

A blonde female police officer pulls over a blonde gal, in a convertible sports car, for speeding. She walks up to the car and asks the blond for her driver’s license. The blonde convertible driver searches through her purse, in vain. Finally she asks, “What does it look like?” The blonde police officer tells her, […]

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Tags: Women