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Lost

February 3rd, 2009 · No Comments

A man approached a local person in a village he was visiting. “What’s the quickest way to York?” The local scratched his head. “Are you walking or driving?” he asked the stranger. “I’m driving.” “That’s the quickest way!”

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Hunting Accident

September 4th, 2008 · No Comments

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator in a calm, soothing voice […]

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Questions NOT to ask at the job interview

August 31st, 2008 · No Comments

What’s your company’s policy on severance pay? How long does it take your company’s bureaucracy to get around to firing somebody for poor performance? Do you have a random drug testing policy? Does your company’s life insurance cover suicide? How in depth are your criminal background checks? Does your company’s insurance consider genital herpes a […]

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Scared Driver

July 29th, 2008 · No Comments

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said: “Look mate, don’t ever […]

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Dude Ranch

June 17th, 2008 · No Comments

Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English saddle. Judi asked what the difference was. “Well, one has a horn and the other doesn’t.” “Just get the one without the horn. I don’t think we’ll run into too much traffic out here.”

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THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY

June 6th, 2008 · No Comments

THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY After their 11th child an Alabama couple decided that was enough. As they could not afford a larger bed, the husband went to his Veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn’t want to have any More children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy […]

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Generous Drunk

May 31st, 2008 · No Comments

This drunk gets more than he bargained for when he buys everyone in the bar a drink A drunk walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender, and says, “I wanna buy everyone in here a shot of whiskey – and include one for yourself, my good man.” The bartender pours shots for everyone, […]

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In the News Today

May 21st, 2008 · No Comments

The Roslin lab in Scotland is scheduled for a government budget cut. “But that won’t have much effect,” says Michael X. Ferraro. “Once you’ve cloned sheep, it’s not that difficult to counterfeit money.”

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Redneck Rules of Etiquette

May 15th, 2008 · No Comments

General Never take a beer to a job interview. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. It’s considered tacky to take a cooler to church. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets. Even if you’re sure that you are included in the will, it is […]

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Humpty Dumpty

May 10th, 2008 · No Comments

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? What did you expect? There were 99 bottles of beer on the wall…

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