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Only a Mom would know, But what a great Dad!

April 2nd, 2009 · No Comments

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.  I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident.  Someone had given me a little ‘tea set’ as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed […]

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Family Reunion

August 30th, 2008 · No Comments

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son Bob in New York and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough! I’m sick of her, and I’m sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Boston and tell her,” and then […]

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Teenagers are like Cats

August 6th, 2008 · No Comments

How so? Well, consider: Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name. No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed, all humane efforts are barely adequate to compensate for the privilege of waiting on them hand and foot. You rarely see a cat walking outside of […]

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Who needs school???

July 25th, 2008 · No Comments

Physics Teacher: “Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful?” Student: “Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.”

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Tags: Kids · School Daze

Back to School

July 25th, 2008 · No Comments

Summer vacation was over and Little Johnny returned back to school. Only two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving. “Wait a minute,” she said. “I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved!”

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Who me! Lie, Never!

July 25th, 2008 · No Comments

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher asked, “Why are you arguing?” One boy answered, “We found a ten-dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.” “You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher. “When I was your age, I didn’t even know what […]

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DID NOAH FISH?

July 3rd, 2008 · No Comments

A Sunday school teacher asked, “Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?” “No,” replied Johnny. “How could he, with just two worms?”

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LOT’S WIFE

July 3rd, 2008 · No Comments

A Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot’s wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Johnny interrupted, “My Mommy looked back once, while she was DRIVING,” he announced triumphantly, “and she turned into a telephone pole!”

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STORY OF ELIJAH

July 3rd, 2008 · No Comments

The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She explained how Elijah built the altar, put wood upon it, cut the steer in pieces, and laid it upon the altar. And then, Elijah commanded the people of God to fill four barrels of water […]

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Kid’s Bible Lessons

July 3rd, 2008 · No Comments

A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan, in which a man was beaten, robbed and left for dead.  She described the situation in vivid detail so her students would catch the drama. Then, she asked the class, “If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all wounded […]

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