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No Direction Home

December 15th, 2008 · No Comments

A young blonde lady came home from her trip into the big city to see the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree… Her mother noticed she was looking a little ill and asked, “Honey, are you feeling all right?” “Not really,” the blonde replied. “I’m nauseous from sitting backward on the train.” “Poor dear,” Mom said. “Why […]

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Tags: Holidays · Women

Valentines Jokes

February 11th, 2008 · No Comments

What would you get if you crossed a dog with a valentine card? A card that says, “I love you drool-ly!” What did the painter say to her boyfriend? “I love you with all my art!” What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse? “I’ve got a crutch on you!” Did […]

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Laden’s Valentine

February 9th, 2008 · No Comments

A little boy comes home from first grade and tells his father that he learned about the history of Valentine’s Day. “As Valentine’s Day is for a Christian saint and we’re Jewish,” he asks, “will God get angry at me for giving someone a valentine?” The father thinks for a moment and then says, “No, […]

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Tags: Holidays

Be My Valentine

February 9th, 2008 · No Comments

A man walks into a post office one day and sees a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity gets the better of him; he goes […]

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Tags: Holidays