Espanola Joke Blog

A Sunday school teacher asked, “Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?” “No,” replied Johnny. “How could he, with just two worms?”

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A Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot’s wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Johnny interrupted, “My Mommy looked back once, while she was DRIVING,” he announced triumphantly, “and she turned into a telephone pole!”

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The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She explained how Elijah built the altar, put wood upon it, cut the steer in pieces, and laid it upon the altar. And then, Elijah commanded the people of God to fill four barrels of water [...]

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The Children were asked questions about the Old and  New Testaments.  The following statements about the Bible  were written by the children.  They have not been corrected  thus ( the incorrect spelling is their own ).  I hope you enjoy!  The children wrote: 1.  In the first book of the bible, Guinessis, God got tired [...]

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A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said, “Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind.” The pastor shouted out “CROSS.” [...]

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Charismatic: Only one. Hands already in the air. Pentecostal: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness. Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times. Roman Catholic: None. Candles only. Baptists: At least fifteen. One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve [...]

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A little girl went to church for the first time. After the service, the minister asked how she had liked it. “Well,” she she said, then thought for a moment, “I thought the music was very fine, but your commercial was too long!”

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    Johnny’s mother looked out the window and noticed him “playing church” with their cat. He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it. She smiled and went about her work.   A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back to the open window to see Johnny [...]

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God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to Him,  “God, we don’t need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing – in other words, we can now do what you did in the beginning.” “Oh, is that so? Explain…” replies God.  “Well,” says [...]

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Three drunk guys are sitting behind a couple of nuns at a football game (whose habits partially blocked the view). In an effort to get the nuns to move, the men decided to badger them. In a very loud voice, the first guy said, “I think I’m going to move to Utah, I heard there [...]

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