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You might be from the South if…

August 6th, 2008 · No Comments

You might be from the South if… You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV. Your property has been mistaken for a recycling center. You’ve been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. You burn your yard […]

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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

June 12th, 2008 · No Comments

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

June 12th, 2008 · No Comments

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

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HAPPINESS

June 12th, 2008 · No Comments

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

June 12th, 2008 · No Comments

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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The East Texas Farmer

June 7th, 2008 · No Comments

An old East Texas farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot. One day, when he was out plowing, […]

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Little Johnny at Sunday School

March 20th, 2008 · No Comments

Upon picked him up after Sunday School, Little Johnny’s mother asked him about the lessons that day. He replied with the expected recitation of the Bible stories that the teacher had read to the class, but were shocked when Johnny told them that the class had sung a hymn “about a constipated cross-eyed bear”. Upset […]

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WHY MOST MEN ARE REPUBLICANS

March 7th, 2008 · No Comments

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The Real Miss America

March 4th, 2008 · No Comments

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Thoughts…

February 18th, 2008 · No Comments

Just some random thoughts… things to think about while you’re sitting in your office chair staring at the computer while you really should be doing something else. These were sent in by some of our readers over the last few months and I put a few of them together for ya. Enjoy… Whose idea was […]

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