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Business

October 28th, 2010 · No Comments

A man walks past a beggar on the corner of the street where he works. The beggar holds out one hand and the man drops a coin into it. The next day the man walks past the beggar again and notices that this time he’s holding hold out both hands.” Why are u holding out […]

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I am a senior citizen…

October 27th, 2010 · No Comments

– I’m the life of the party… even when it lasts ’till 8pm. – I’m very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer. – I’m usually interested in going home before I get to where I’m going. – I’m good on a trip for at least an hour without my aspirin, antacid… – I’m […]

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An ode to old age

October 27th, 2010 · No Comments

There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by, And life doesn’t begin at 40. That’s a big fat lie. My hair’s getting thinner, my body is not; The few teeth I have are beginning to rot. I smell of Vick’s-Vapo-Rub, not Chanel # 5; My new pacemaker’s all that keeps me […]

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The South

April 2nd, 2009 · No Comments

THE SOUTH — YOU GOTTA LOVE IT Alabama A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. ‘Where’s Henry?’ the others asked. ‘Henry had a stroke of some kind. He’s a couple […]

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Good & Evil

December 15th, 2008 · No Comments

One day God was looking down to earth and saw all the evil going on. He decided to send an angel down to earth to check it out. So, he called on a female angel and sent her to earth for a time. When she returned she told God, yes, it was bad on earth […]

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Wanda on the Bailout

November 17th, 2008 · No Comments

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More Useless Facts

November 6th, 2008 · No Comments

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. The average person’s left hand does 56% of the typing. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes. There are more chickens than people in the world. […]

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301 Useless Facts

November 6th, 2008 · No Comments

1. Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) was born on and died on days when Halley’s Comet can be seen. During his life he predicted that he would die when it could be seen. 2. US Dollar bills are made out of cotton and linen. 3. The “57? on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of […]

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Qantas Maintenance Reports

October 30th, 2008 · No Comments

After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a “gripe sheet”, which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of […]

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Made in Japan

August 6th, 2008 · No Comments

There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On his last day, he hail a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, “Honda, very fast! Made in Japan.” After […]

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